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Memory Jokes
Patient to his physician: Doctor, I can't remember anything! I forgot
what happened yesterday. I forgot what my car looks like. I can't even remember
my own name.
Doctor: How long have you had this problem?
Patient: What problem?
Three elderly
ladies were discussing the trials of getting older.
One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front
of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start
making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the
stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on
wood," she raps her knuckles on the table, then says, "That must be the door,
I'll get it."
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